fucking fuck mother fucker UGH!

So you got to love how fucking animals can just get up and decide there gonna cross the road..... Well Not that sorry mther fucker.... Driving past portmaitlin exit and entrance tonight at around 12 tonight. trying to get home because the boxing thing went a little late. Im banging the songs trying to stay awake.... When a car is going by and as soon as i click my low beams down.... BAM at mother fucking Porky pine decents is going to run infront of me. I go to serve left then think well thats not very fucking smart. So i serve back ( at this point i know im going to hit it one way or another) And then you hear... BANG... clang , smash and what sounds like that stupid fuckers brain being dragged on the ground. The you hear PSSSSSHHHHHH! DANG , and what smells like burning hair.

well by the end of it all I dragged it / pushed it for about 1/2 a km. Blew a back tire , and now have a blood steering wheel and knockle from being so pissed off. Not sure what peices of him are still left under the car and or what my base pane looks like and right now i dont really give a fuck!....


So how has your night been

Ouch.

as a young driver i guess some of your elder friends have never told you that when you see a deer never swerve just slam your brakes on and leave them cross the road that way tyou save yourself a big repair bill and frustration.

maybe you should read that again.........


i didnt see it till i was about 5-7 feet from it. I did brake but that help about as much as serveing so. Im going there now to see if it still holds air and or to take the rim off. See what i did and get a new one..... yiipy.

PhotoShark wrote:

as a young driver i guess some of your elder friends have never told you that when you see a deer never swerve just slam your brakes on and leave them cross the road that way tyou save yourself a big repair bill and frustration.

Here is just a few corrections to your statement...

1.It wasnt a deer it was a porkypine.

2.You dont slam on your brakes for a deer, you slow down and toot your horn once and the deer will go back on the side of the road it came from because that was the last place it knows was safe.

3.Dont tell me step two doesnt work because I have tried it many, many times and has worked every time. I have learned that from Dave the driving instructor.

P.S.-Thats really shitty to hear man was there much damage to the front end at all?

It's ok its just a VW. And ford your car wont go fast enough to do any damage lol i owned a raccoon the other night guss how much damage it did hmm NONE. BUILT FORD TOUGH.

alexward wrote:

It's ok its just a VW. And ford your car wont go fast enough to do any damage lol i owned a raccoon the other night guss how much damage it did hmm NONE. BUILT FORD TOUGH.

I'd rather drive a smashed up VW than a Ford.

Any updates on the damage?

Yeah but thats because you have a cool VW sry but mk2 are nothing special neither is an escort but hey wat happened to your car when i bumped you ford......and wat happened to mine ..... MK2s are soft

thats not to good

alexward wrote:

Yeah but thats because you have a cool VW sry but mk2 are nothing special neither is an escort but hey wat happened to your car when i bumped you ford......and wat happened to mine ..... MK2s are soft

It was sooooooo much better when you were gone from this site, and you think MK2s are nothing special hahaha very funny, right the fuck on you gay prick.

This is what it would have look like today if any of you seen me.



the valve stem had broke off. either from the impacked from the porkypine hit it and making it shot off. Or my hitting a big ass rock. But thank god for these SOFT bumpers that took the impacked from the porkypine. But we got the tire back on A few more dings on rims though piss me off.

Ward do you ever have anything useful to say ? because most of the time i just get the impression that if you think someone has something better then you feel you need to talk. But i figure if for once you just kept your comments to yourself and your appearance in Barrington you'd have less people hate you and more people that wanted you to die.

ford do you have to sit in a booster seat to see over the wheel?

alexward wrote:

ford do you have to sit in a booster seat to see over the wheel?

I do, got a problem with it?

serously do u think im scared of you????

Take it to PM, MSN, or in person no more spamming the thread,

ahahaha....... sure do... stole one from the empire threates a few year back ... you should grow a set of balls and do it to. Maybe next time you will see less of your steering wheel and more of the person infront of you jackass.




and do you fucking honestly think i have him on msn ? I stopped coming on here so i didnt have to talk to you.
and im going to do it again. Peace!

fuck sakes when the last time somone has seen a porkypine run across the road
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Something is soft in this thread, it's not MK2s..

josh my mom told me to tell you that they dont run, infact there pretty slow. you must not of been paying attention

coady-admin wrote:

josh my mom told me to tell you that they dont run, infact there pretty slow. you must not of been paying attention

buahahhahaha

coady-admin wrote:

josh my mom told me to tell you that they dont run, infact there pretty slow. you must not of been paying attention

he probably didn't have his booster seat and couldn't see over the steering wheel...ahahhaah...fuck, sorry man...had to....

Ummmmm i figure your mom has to be farely insane seeing as how Last summer Me and andrew chashed one of the basturds through a field with a pellet gun and a bat! And who knows it was 12:30 at night. It could have already been there just when you are looking at an on coming car do you honestly see anything other then a bright light?

...Pucky - Friendly fire ........

And am i really suspended from school ? ........Fucccccccccccckkkkkkkking sweet a Day off from Douche bag bain. Pumped.

foooord wrote:

Ummmmm i figure your mom has to be farely insane seeing as how Last summer Me and andrew chashed one of the basturds through a field with a pellet gun and a bat! And who knows it was 12:30 at night. It could have already been there just when you are looking at an on coming car do you honestly see anything other then a bright light?

...Pucky - Friendly fire ........

And am i really suspended from school ? ........Fucccccccccccckkkkkkkking sweet a Day off from Douche bag bain. Pumped.

he said since you left you would have a vacation monday and he went to the office for lke 15 min

foooord wrote:

...Pucky - Friendly fire .........

ouch....come on, I made you a pictzor